Madam Mayor reports on recent events in the miniature German village at EPCOT, where daily life continues despite various mishaps. The town square saw normal shopping activity even during a quiet period between festivals, though decorative banners were absent. A significant incident occurred when a transport car derailed over a bridge, causing three thousand pounds of cheese to fall into a ravine and jeopardizing the upcoming fondue festival. Meanwhile, the newly formed Old Men’s Mahjong Club encountered an unexpected patch of quicksand while playing outside a chapel. The chess club faces declining attendance due to a previous cheating scandal involving one player named Bill who now waits in vain for opponents. Despite these comedic disasters, no serious injuries occurred among the tiny citizens during this week’s series of unfortunate events.
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